Atheist in a Foxhole

So I’m probably the most horrible person on earth. When I realized my grandmother was going to die, that all of my Christian extended family would be descending on this tiny little town in Iowa and that they would be cramming themselves into a small house, one of my first thoughts was: BLOG POST!

Trying to get through a death in the family with my relatives spouting incessant religious platitudes while I actively make sure to not bring  any questions my way beyond the obligatory moral disparagement I usually face for not “fully participating” in things is a testament to a patience I rarely find. Sometimes I want to eat out of a compostable Sun Chips bag during prayers.

Here’s my problem: It’s 90 degrees outside. I generally wear t-shirts when it’s warm because they’re easier to put on over my cast than the other shirts I own. Most of my t-shirts are from UNIFI. I have actively been avoiding wearing them because of the quotes on the back—I’d have to explain why I’m wearing a shirt that says “forget Jesus” or “good without God” to people who regularly attend Bible study, lead youth group, go on mission trips, pray for nearly everything, and who are grieving.

I don’t think that the sun rises the next day because my grandmother is happy in Heaven with my grandfather and his sister (who introduced them to each other, and who I’m named after). I think the sun rises because the world continues to turn. I don’t think the light flickering is her sending us a sign. I think it’s the antiquated and inefficient energy distribution system in town. I believe she was born of the universe and—aside from the knee replacement, embalming fluid, casket, and waterproof concrete vault—her body will return to the universe just like everyone who has ever come and gone before her. Her cells functioned exactly as science predicted they would, and shut down when her body couldn’t sustain itself. To me, that’s comforting. Being told that a divine puppet master “has a plan” freaks me out. If that “plan” is what she went through the past two years—that is a vindictive and sadistic god… not the benevolent one I’ve been told about.

But that’s all I’ve heard since Saturday afternoon: God has a plan. She’s gone to be with God. Her faith in Jesus Christ allowed her to let go as easily as she did because she knew of what was to come. She’s in heaven catching up with her husband and her best friend. The sunrise is beautiful because she’s happy.

After the amount of death I have dealt with in my relatively short life, I don’t understand how the same clichés work ceaselessly. A good friend of mine always jokes that the answer to any question is: Jesus. But with all seriousness, that is the answer I have been given for days. And I can’t logic my way through it.

The question I keep fighting over with myself is: why? If I have to tolerate their spiritual tropes that make me uncomfortable, why do I have to make them feel comfortable by not talking about my atheism? Why is their comfort more important than mine? Why do I think my atheism would make them uncomfortable? Why is being an atheist in a family of Christians such a bad thing? Maybe wearing a UNIFI shirt would help to spark a conversation. I’m not trying to convert them, I just want them to understand and hopefully appreciate where I’m coming from—though I wouldn’t be surprised if a choice few of them cornered me in a vain attempt to get me to “see reason.” Or ended up in some endless argument that neither person would “win.” In the end does it really matter either way since this will probably be one of the last times I’ll see most of them for the next decade?

The battle in my head won’t end easily or any time soon. For the time being, though, I’m the atheist in the foxhole. I am the one in my family who isn’t turning to religion for relief in a time of crisis. But it’s not so bad down here… my foxhole has Brunch.

(PS: Forgive me. This is my first blog post… they’ll get better, I promise)

Introducing the 2013-2014 Officer Team

After many impressive interviews and days of deliberation, Kate and I are excited to announce that we have finally decided on our 2013-2014 UNIFI Officer Team. Besides Kate and I as Vice President and President, respectively, the new team is as follows:

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This past year’s Director of Activities Jesse Moeller will be returning to the team this year as Director of Finance. Jesse’s knowledge of and passion for the many issues involving skepticism and atheism has aided our group’s sense of direction, as well as result in well-attended events (like a recent Know Your Arguments event where he presented on popular conspiracy theories). Welcome back, Jesse!

Dietz The next three officers are new to the team this year, but we’re expecting great things out of each of them. Filling Jesse’s vacated Director of Activities spot is public policy grad student Lauren Dietz. Lauren impressed us with her innovative event ideas as well as her ability to think through all the details of events that can often fall through the cracks. Her public policy knowledge will also surely keep UNIFI staying informed of secular issues in the political realm. Welcome to the team, Lauren!

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Current senior history major and future history grad student Margaret Nervig will be our new Director of Membership. Margaret is not only a personable, friendly face that will help us recruit new members, but she also has a keen sense of what types of events will keep members invested in the group. With UNIFI’s membership becoming increasingly diverse in several aspects, we’re excited for Margaret to lead the charge in helping us build and maintain a strong community. Congrats, Margaret!

305896_2212432909126_349219074_nFinally, our Director of Public Relations position will be filled by freshman biochemistry and philosophy double major Abbie Shew. While Abbie is relatively new to UNIFI, she has been heavily involved in other campus groups, including being a varsity policy debater for the UNI Debate Team. We’re excited for her to use her passion for argumentation to keep our blog content interesting and current and for her to keep us connected with outside groups. Good to have you on the team, Abbie!

Congratulations to all our new officers. Kate and I are looking forward to a fantastic year!

Geoscience Wednesday with John the Scientist: Rock Solid News

Busy busy week so check out some very interesting links about current news in the Geosciences!

How Life May Have First Emerged on Earth: Foldable Proteins in a High-Salt Environment

A Comet, Not an Asteroid, May Have Killed the Dinosaurs, Experts Propose

New Evidence Ancient Asteroid Caused Global Firestorm On Earth

Carbon Dioxide Released from Burning Fuel Today Goes Back Into New Fuels Tomorrow 

First independent confirmation of global land warming

Happy Studying!

 

Geoscience Wednesday with John the Scientist: The Interior of the Earth

Ever wondered what our earth is made out of? Think of it like an apple. An apple has three different layers to it: the skin, the pulp, and the core.  Similarly, the earth is made up of the thin outermost layer called the crust, the innermost part called the core, and in between them you have the mantle. The core composes about 15% of the Earth’s volume, the mantle occupies about 84% and the crust only accounts for 1% of the earth. These three parts make up the interior of the earth and they each have their own distinct properties.

The Crust

The crust is the outermost layer of the earth, therefore we know much more about the structure and the composition of this thin layer compared to the mantle and core.  The crust ranges from 5-70 km in thickness. The thinnest parts are the oceanic crust, which underlie the ocean basins and are composed of dense (mafic) iron magnesium silicate igneous rocks. The thicker crust is continental crust, which is less dense and composed of (felsic) sodium potassium aluminum silicate rocks, like granite.  The boundary between the crust and the mantle is known as the Mohorovicic discontinuity (or Moho).  No one has ever actually seen the boundary, but we know that it is there by interpreting seismic data.

The Mantle

Much of what we know about the mantle comes from studying Seismology.  Seismology began as the study of earthquakes and the seismic waves they produce.  These seismic waves have different properties and react differently depending on what they are moving through, but I’ll get more into that another time.

The mantle can be broken up into the upper mantle and the lower mantle.  The upper mantle is made up of rocks rich in magnesium and iron.  This portion of the mantle is about 400 km thick and comprises about 10% of the earth’s mass. The lower mantle contains an even greater amount of iron than the upper mantle.  This portion of the mantle is much thicker than that of the upper mantle with a thickness of about 1900 km.  The lower mantle makes up a whopping 41% of the earth’s total mass.

The Core

Like the mantle, seismic measurements show that the core is divided into two parts, a solid inner core and a liquid outer core.  The inner core is a solid iron ball that is also believed to contain sulfur and nickel, plus smaller amounts of other elements, only making up about 2% of the earths mass. Although the inner core is white hot, the pressure is so great that the iron within this core cannot melt. Above the inner core we have the outer core, which is composed of a shell of liquid iron.  Like the inner core, it is mostly composed of iron, plus substantial amounts of sulfur and nickel, making up about 30% of the earths mass.  The outer core is what is believed to be the main cause of our magnetic field (Dynamo theory).

In general the earth’s interior has been sorted by gravity. Heavier elements like iron tend to sink toward the center or core of the earth. Lighter materials, the silicates, oxygen compounds and water have risen to become part of the crust. This action has created distinct layers within the earth and is still in process today. Studying the earth’s interior can help us to understand earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics and more about the inner earth’s natural processes.

Geoscience Q & A:
Answer to previous question:  Some volcanoes are explosive and very dangerous, while others tend to erupt quietly. Montserrat, Mt. Pinatubo, and Mt. St. Helens erupt thick, sticky, water-rich intermediate (andesitic) to silicic (rhyolitic) lavas that tend to explode both violently and unpredictably. Kilauea, on the other hand, erupts thin, fluid basaltic lava that poses essentially no explosion hazard unless the lava encounters sea water (or, very rarely, ground water). The difference in the lavas reflects the difference in their geologic settings. Kilauea is a hot spot volcano, while Montserrat, Mt. Pinatubo, and Mt. St. Helens are all subduction volcanoes.

New Question: Over the centuries, people have made paint pigments by grinding minerals. What colors were made from the following minerals? Malachite, hematite, lapis lazuli, gypsum, limonite, manganite, azurite. 

 

How the Supreme Court Might Decide the Fate of Same Sex Marriage

This week, the Supreme Court will hear two cases that have the potential to be groundbreaking for the future of LGBT rights in America. This blog post will give you an overview of the cases, how and when to follow oral arguments, and a basic legal background to help you understand what’s at stake and what the court might do.

Hollingsworth v. Perry

  • Issue: The legality of California’s Proposition 8 which amended the state constitution to prevent same-sex couples from marrying.
  • Oral Arguments: March 26th around 10:00 a.m. EST.
  • Live Blog: SCOTUSBlog.
  • Audio: March 26th at 1:00 p.m. EST on SupremeCourt.gov

Options for the Court

Option 1: Dismiss the case on standing grounds.
Result: Unclear. Same-sex marriage would probably become legal in California, but more litigation would follow.
Likelihood: Medium.
Further Reading: This incredible seven-part series from SCOTUSBlog.

The threshold question for the Court is whether it has jurisdiction to even hear the case in the first place. This lawsuit started when Kristin Perry and Sandra Stier sued the state of California because it wouldn’t grant them a marriage license. The case went to court and the judge ruled that the couple had a constitutional right to marry.

This is where the story gets complicated. The state of California agreed with the court’s ruling and was ready to grant the marriage license. That’s when a group of organizers who campaigned for Proposition 8 (we’ll call them “Hollingsworth,” for short) decided to appeal the decision themselves. Their involvement raises some serious constitutional questions. The doctrine of “standing” requires that in order to get involved with a lawsuit, you have to have been personally harmed. A general harm – like disliking a law or court decision – isn’t enough. For instance, a straight couple could not sue California for not allowing same-sex marriage.

The Supreme Court needs to decide (1) whether Hollingsworth represents the state of California itself in this lawsuit, which would give it standing, or (2) whether Hollingsworth was sufficiently harmed from the lower court’s decision to give it standing. The argument there is that the court’s decision invalidating a proposition that the supporters worked so hard to pass creates a sufficient, individualized harm.

If the court finds that Hollingsworth doesn’t have standing, they will be unable to give any opinion about Proposition 8. The lower court’s decision, which invalidated the law, would probably go back into effect. No one would be allowed to appeal the decision.

Option 2: The “California Option”: Find that a state cannot ban same-sex marriage when (1) it offers domestic partnerships to same-sex couples and (2) it previously allowed same-sex marriage, then took it way.
Result: Same-sex marriage would become legal in California, but no other state.
Likelihood: High.
Further Reading: The 9th Circuit’s opinion.

The District Court judge wrote a broad opinion that would legalize same-sex marriage in all 50 states. The Court of Appeals, recognizing that the Supreme Court would be unlikely to adopt that, wrote a much more narrow opinion. It first found that none of Hollingsworth’s reasons for opposing same-sex marriage ((1) furthering California’s interest in childrearing and responsible procreation, (2) proceeding with caution before making significant changes to marriage, (3) protecting religious freedom, and (4) preventing children from being taught about same-sex marriage in schools) made any sense because the state already offered domestic partnerships that gave all the same benefits of marriage to same-sex couples. The only thing that Proposition 8 did was take away the title of marriage.

The 9th Circuit then went one step further. It found that Proposition 8 was especially unique and bad because the state gave marriage to same-sex couples then took it away. “The context matters,” the court wrote. “Withdrawing from a disfavored group the right to obtain a designation with significant societal consequences is different from declining to extend that designation in the first place, regardless of whether the right was withdrawn after a week, a year, or a decade.”

This approach might be especially appealing to the Supreme Court. Justice Kennedy will probably write the opinion of the court. He has previously written the two most important pro-LGBT cases in Supreme Court history, so he’s sympathetic, but he’s probably worried about writing too drastic of an opinion. This option lets him grant marriage equality in this case, but limits the effect so the court doesn’t go too far in front of public opinion.

Option 3: The “Nine-State Option”: Find that a state cannot ban same-sex marriage when it offers domestic partnerships to same-sex couples.
Result: Same-sex marriage would become legal in California, Colorado, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Nevada, New Jersey, Oregon, and Rhode Island.
Likelihood: High.
Further Reading: The 9th Circuit’s opinion.

This option is very similar to the California Option, but would have a slightly bigger effect. Again, it’s appealing to Justice Kennedy because it doesn’t force Mississippi to come kicking-and-screaming to marriage equality.

Option 4: The “Fifty-State Option”: Find that a state cannot ban same-sex marriage.
Result: Same-sex marriage would become legal in all fifty states.
Likelihood: Extremely low.
Further Reading: The District Court’s opinion.

I won’t bore you with the legal arguments here, because this option is so unlikely. I would be shocked if there were even three votes for this. There isn’t the will-power to get this far in front of public opinion.

Option 5: The “Zero-State Opinion”: Find that Proposition 8 does not violate the Constitution.
Result: Same-sex marriage would remain illegal in California.
Likelihood: Low.
Further Reading: The Family Leader’s Facebook page.

This option is unlikely. The structure would be something like this: (1) discrimination against LGB individuals is subject to only rational basis review (the most permissive court review that allows any law that is rationally related to a legitimate state interest; almost every law imaginable passes this test) and (2) some interest named by the state is a legitimate state interest. It’s hard to believe Kennedy would accept the first premise. In Romer, an opinion he wrote, the court found that discrimination against LGBT individuals was subject to a tougher “rational basis with bite” test. Even if Kennedy turned back on that, many courts have found that a ban on same-sex marriage is so unique and discriminatory that it can’t even survive traditional rational basis review.

In particular to this case, both lower courts tore the state’s justifications for Prop 8 to shreds. It’s hard to justify a law that only thing withholds the word “marriage” from same-sex couples while still giving them all the marital benefits.

United States v. Windosr

  • Issue: The legality of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA). The case has nothing to do with whether same-sex couples can get married, but rather happens to them after they are married.
  • Oral Arguments: March 27th around 10:00 a.m. EST.
  • Live Blog: SCOTUSBlog.
  • Audio: March 27th at 2:00 p.m. EST on SupremeCourt.gov

Options for the Court

Option 1: Dismiss the case on standing grounds.
Result: Unclear.
Likelihood: Low.
Further Reading: This incredible seven-part series from SCOTUSBlog.

There are two standing issues in DOMA. The plaintiff is Edie Windsor, an elderly woman who was charged $363,000 in taxes after her wife died (they were married in Canada). If it wasn’t for DOMA and she was treated like any other widow, she wouldn’t have been charged anything.

There are two defendants in the case. The first is the United States (represented by the executive branch). President Obama has made it clear that they believe DOMA is unconstitutional, but they refuse to refund her taxes until the courts strike down the law. There’s a constitutional standing rule that the Supreme Court can’t give any advisory opinions. That means you can’t go to the court (as a general rule, there are exceptions) and say “if I refuse to pay Ms. Doe this money, what will happen?” There needs to be an actual dispute between adverse parties. Some people argue that, since the Obama Administration thinks DOMA is unconstitutional, they can’t appeal a lower court decision that finds the law to be unconstitutional. The Obama Administration responds that it still hasn’t paid Windsor the $363,000. Until they do, the argument goes, the parties are adverse.

The other defendant is the Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group (BLAG) of the House of Representatives. This five-person committee is made up of the Speaker, the majority and minority leaders, the majority and minority whips. Two years ago the committee voted – unsurprisingly – 3-2 to intervene in the lawsuit and defend DOMA. Earlier this year, the House passed a resolution saying BLAG represented them in the DOMA trial.

The issue for BLAG is whether five members of the House or the House itself has standing in this suit. To have standing, the court has to find that there was a sufficient harm caused to BLAG/the House by a law of theirs being struck down. In the past, the court has allowed Congress to defend laws that the executive branch won’t, but it has never allowed a single house of Congress, nor a committee.

If the court finds that either party has standing, it is sufficient to allow them to hear the case. All three parties believe that someone has standing (BLAG thinks they do but the US doesn’t, the US thinks the reverse). Thus, the Supreme Court appointed a Harvard professor to argue there is no standing at all. The conventional wisdom is that the court will find the US has standing, but BLAG does not. It’s worth noting that the court granted an extra hour of oral arguments to consider this issue (which they did not do in Prop 8) which suggests they will take it seriously.

Other Options

There are a handful of ways the court can decide this issue on the merits. It helps to have an understanding of the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment, which is how this case will be decided. There are three-ish forms of review that the court can apply: (1) strict scrutiny, (2) intermediate scrutiny, or (3) rational basis review.

Standards of Review

Strict Scrutiny (SS): To pass strict scrutiny, the toughest form of review, a law must be (1) narrowly tailored to a (2) compelling governmental interest. Strict scrutiny applies to laws that discriminate based on race, and no one seriously thinks it will be extended to LGBT discrimination.

Intermediate Scrutiny (IS): To pass IS, a law must be (1) substantially related to an (2) important governmental interest. IS applies to gender/sex based discrimination.

Rational Basis Review (RB): To pass RB, a law must be (1) rationally related to a (2) legitimate state interest. RB applies to (basically) any discrimination that isn’t race or gender based. It is extremely rare that will strike down a law under RB.

Rational Basis with Bite: This is a newer form of review that is tougher than RB but less tough than IS. It applies when the motivation for a law is solely to harm a politically unpopular group. RB with Bite has been used to strike down laws that showed animus towards hippies, the mentally disabled, and LGBT individuals.

Which Basis of Review Applies?

There’s no concrete test to decide what groups are granted a heightened form of scrutiny. The court is generally very hesitant to do so. It hasn’t granted any new group heightened scrutiny in the past 40 years (gender/sex-based). Generally, the considerations are:

(1) Whether the characteristic has subjected the group to a history of social and legal discrimination;

(2) Whether the characteristic of the group is generally related to the person’s ability to perform or contribute to society;

(3) Whether the characteristic of the group is immutable; and

(4) Whether the group is so politically weak that it needs the protection of courts from overweening legislative majorities1.

Again, this is an art, not a science.

Equal Protection Options for the Court

Option 2: Find that IS applies and that DOMA is unconstitutional.
Result: DOMA would be struck down.
Likelihood: Medium

Option 3: Find that IS applies and that DOMA is constitutional.
Result: DOMA would be upheld.
Likelihood: Very low.

It’s fairly unlikely, I think, that the court will grant a heightened form of scrutiny. Kennedy had the option to do some in his two previous pro-LGBT decision, but elected not to. There’s a lot more political cover for him to do so now, but it would still surprise. However, if the court does grant IS, DOMA will almost certainly be struck down – “important governmental interest” is a very high standard. What would follow is an avalanche of litigation that would strike down innumerable anti-LGBT laws across the country.

Option 4: Find that Rational Basis with Bite applies and that DOMA is unconstitutional.
Result: DOMA would be struck down.
Likelihood: High.

I think this is what will happen. Kennedy will follow his opinion in Romer and say that DOMA was enacted solely out of animus towards the same-sex couples (which it obviously was). It lets him strike DOMA will still leaving some flexibility to decide future cases.

Option 5: Find that RB applies and that DOMA is unconstitutional.
Result: DOMA would be struck down.
Likelihood: Medium.

This is another possibility that some courts have done, but I would expect Kennedy to return to his “animus” language under RB with Bite if he doesn’t want to give heightened scrutiny.

Option 6: Find that RB applies and that DOMA is constitutional.
Result: DOMA would be upheld.
Likelihood: Low.

Here is the only realistic way that DOMA will be upheld. RB is an extremely deferential standard that almost any explanation can survive under. Considering not a single federal has upheld DOMA, however, I’d be shocked if the Supreme Court did so.

Other Issues

Option 7: Federalism?
Result: No one has a clue.
Likelihood: No one has a clue.
Further Reading: Gill v. Office (1st Cir.)

Lurking in this case is a federalism issue that found its way into the First Circuit Court of Appeals case striking down DOMA. The argument goes like this: marriage has always been left to the states to define. By taking this issue over, the federal government is undermining the rights of the states protected by the 10th Amendment.

No one has a clue what will happen if the Supreme Court buys into this argument. It might apply a tougher form of rational basis review. It might provide an independent basis to strike down DOMA. No one knows.

What’s great about this argument, though, is that it gives the conservatives some cover if they’re inclined to strike down DOMA. This might be especially appealing to Justice Roberts – a man who has a history of supporting LGBT individuals. Look for this to be brought up during oral arguments to see how receptive the conservatives are to it.

Have any questions? Feel free to ask in the comments. I’ll be following the oral arguments all day Tuesday and Wednesday and will be available to answer any questions that come up then.

  1. http://www.volokh.com/posts/1211468552.shtml []

Officer Application FAQ

The past couple years, former UNIFI President Trevor Boeckmann has posted an officer application FAQ on our blog. Below is a reposting of that, as well as some additional questions that are answered by UNIFI President-elect Stef McGraw.

Trevor’s Post:

So, you’re interested in applying to be a UNIFI officer, but have a few questions? Allow me answer them for you.

Q: I’m a high school student who will be at UNI next year. Can I apply?
A: Yes.

Q: What if I’m a student at Hawkeye?
A: Apply.

Q: What if I’m a 35-year-old non-traditional student?
A: Apply.

Q: What if I’m interested in the secular movement, but haven’t really been involved with UNIFI?
A: Apply.

Q: What if I’m a 35-year-old, non-traditional high school student who is taking classes at Hawkeye? Oh, and I’ve never been to a UNIFI event.
A: Apply.

Q: What’s a UNIFY?
A: Nevermind. Don’t apply.

Q: I don’t think I’m qualified for the Director of Finance positions because I haven’t spent 10 years working for a public accounting firm. Do I need to take the CPA exam to get the job?
A: Because of all the questions about the Finance position, this year I’m announcing the official Director of Finance Competency ExamHere’s how it works. Open your favorite spreadsheet program. Got it? Enter “$10″ into the first cell. Got that done? Good. You’re qualified to be the Director of Finance. This is literally all it takes.

Q: I’m interested in being an officer, but I think other people would be better for the job.
A: Stop trying to take Stef and Kate’s job. There’s a reason the President makes the big bucks: because they make these sorts of decisions. Apply and let them make the decision.

Q: I’m afraid I won’t get a spot.
A: That’s not even a question. Interviews not only allow us to select officers and chairs for the coming year, but they allow you to get comfortable with future interviews and give us ideas of who to get involved for the following years. If you ever want to be a UNIFI officer, apply this year. It puts you in a better position for the future.

Q: I don’t know if I’ll have enough time for the job.
A: Dippold and Stef would be happy to address any concerns you have. Find our contact information on the “Contact” page.

Q: A resume? Really?
A: UNIFI has a reputation as one of the best secular groups in the country. We take that quite seriously. Being an officer is a lot of work (and a lot of fun), and we want to the best people for the job.

Alright. Last question.

Q: BUT! I have so many more questions!
A: Post them in the comments, and I’ll be happy to answer them.

Reader Submissions:
Q: If I don’t get a position does that mean I suck?
A: Not at all. Every year, UNIFI has officers that are unable to complete their terms for various reasons. Not getting a spot next month just means we’ll be asking you to apply again in the (near) future.

Q: If I don’t get a position how can I play an important role in the growth of UNIFI above and beyond showing up to events? I’m good at X but maybe I’m not qualified for a specific position.
A: Great question, anonymous reader! There are always opportunities to get more involved with the group. Let Stef know that you’re still interested, and he’ll let you know about opportunities as they arise.

Stef’s FAQ:

Q: What should I wear to my interview?
A: The dress I’d recommend is Snappy Casual. That means that something like nice jeans or khakis and a nice shirt is perfectly acceptable; no need to break out your pencil skirt or shirt and tie (though if you want to, we wouldn’t hold it against you).

Q: What if I don’t personally identify as an atheist?
A: You don’t have to necessarily identify as an atheist to be considered for a UNIFI officer position. All we are looking for in terms of identity is that you are somewhere in the “secular spectrum”, e.g. freethinker, skeptic, deist, Unitarian Universalist, secular humanist, agnostic, etc. Also, it should be noted that UNIFI encourages a diversity of views to be represented on our officer team.

Q: I can’t sleep because I’m so nervous for my interview. Why are you making this process so intimidating?
A: Our intent with interviews isn’t to intimidate, but to rather make sure that officers are selected based on their merits rather than their popularity in the group. The interviews themselves will be nothing more than a series of questions, most of which have no one right answer. Several past officers have been chosen not because they gave particularly good answers, but because the interviewers could tell that they had put a lot of thought into them. If it’s clear in the interview that you spent time thinking about the prepared questions, you will have already made a good impression.

If you have any other questions, feel free to email me or post in the comments, and I will be sure to add them here!

UNIFI Officer Applications for 2013-2014!

During the 2012-2013 school year, the UNIFI officer team brought you big events such as Darrel Ray’s “Sex and Secularism” talk, Out Week, and Darwin Week, as well as events like Brunch and movie nights. It also handled all behind the scenes work like finance management and advertising that made these activities possible. Additionally, the officers were responsible for discussing the philosophical direction of the group and figuring out how best to execute this vision.

If being a part of this team might interest you, Kate and I encourage you to apply to be a 2013-2014 UNIFI officer!

This year, there are four officer spots besides President and Vice President. They are as follows:

  • Director of Finance – This officer is responsible for maintaining UNFI’s finances, managing our merchandise, and finding innovative ways to fundraise. All of this can be learned, and does not require an strong math or finance background.
  • Director of Activities – This officer is responsible for overseeing the planning and promotion of most events, as well for pitching new event ideas.
  • Director of Membership - This officer is responsible for planning and implementing our recruitment and retention efforts, including finding new ways to recruit members.
  •  Director of Public Relations – This officer is responsible for running our blog and social media outlets, as well as for acting as a liaison to outside groups.

To view a more detailed description of each officer position and for a list of general officer expectations, click here. Please look these over before applying.

If you’re interested in applying, here’s how the application process works: 

  1. Fill out the form below. We’ll close the application on March 31st, then put together an interview schedule and send an email to each applicant with his or her interview time, date, and location.
  2. Take time to consider the prepared questions. With about a week between now and the start of interviews, we expect thoughtful and appropriately detailed answers.
  3. Show up to your interview!
  4. We’ll select officers and make an announcement on April 7th.

Your interview will consist of both prepared and impromptu questions. The following are the four prepared questions we would like you to consider:

  1. Give us an idea that will improve UNIFI; it could be finance, membership, activities, public relations, or something else. It can either be a new idea or something borrowed from another group – as long as it’s new to UNIFI. Please provide specific details – we want a plan.
  2. How do you see our image on campus, and what would you change about it? Among other things, your response could include how we go about criticizing religion, or if we should even publicly criticize religion at all.
  3. Who is a famous secularist that you think is/was important to the movement, and why? (Can be living or dead).
  4. Secular groups throughout the country (UNIFI included) have seen lower rates of women members. Do you think this is a problem that groups like UNIFI can do anything about? If so, what can they do?

The following is the application form. All who wish to interview for an officer position must fill it out.

If you have questions about any of this, please feel free to contact Stef McGraw at stef@unifreethought.com or Kate Heetland at kate@unifreethought.com. We also encourage you to run your ideas past others before bringing them to the interview. Current President Michael Dippold and past presidents Cory Derringer and Trevor Boeckmann would be more than happy to listen and give you advice.

Good luck with the application process, and be sure to check the blog later tonight for an interview FAQ.

Your President-elect and Vice President-elect,
Stef McGraw & Kate Heetland

Suing Ourselves in the Foot

In 2010, the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) sent a letter to the City of Warren, Michigan. For years, the city had put out a holiday display that included a lighted tree, reindeer, snowmen, a “Winter Welcome” sign and a nativity scene. Unsurprisingly, FFRF didn’t like it. They demanded the city put up another sign that read, in part, “At this season of THE WINTER SOLSTICE may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, No heaven or hell. There is only our natural world, Religion is but Myth and superstition That hardens hearts And enslaves minds.” Also unsurprisingly, the city refused, and FFRF sued.

Most unsurprisingly of all, FFRF lost.

This story is nothing new.  Westlaw, a website that tracks court decisions, shows twenty-seven cases where FFRF has gone to court as a party and gotten a final disposition1. They have won six. This 22% win percentage makes FFRF the least successful secular organization in the courts. They also happen to be the most litigious.

In this article, I will argue (1) that FFRF’s litigation strategy is harming the movement, (2) that the secular movement needs to take lessons from the gay rights movement on how to be successful in the courts, and (3) I will make recommendations of where to go from here.

FFRF’s Effect on the Movement 

To understand how FFRF is harming the movement, it helps to understand how our legal system works. Here’s a quick Law 101 lesson.

There are two major legal systems in the US: federal and state courts. They operate fairly independently of each other. Our federal system is hierarchical. At the top is the Supreme Court. Below it are thirteen circuit courts, each covering a handful of states. Below them are district courts. When you first bring a lawsuit in federal court, it goes to a district court. District court decisions have relatively little effect on anyone other than the parties involved. The district judges also have the least amount of flexibility. Each district court is in a circuit, and if their circuit court or the Supreme Court has decided a case that it similar to the one they’re deciding, the district court is required to rule the same way.

If a party loses in district court, they can appeal to the circuit court. A circuit court has more flexibility. They’re bound by previous Supreme Court decisions, but other than that, they can develop the law in whatever way they want2. Because the Supreme Court only takes 75 cases a year, most law develops in the circuits, and the law can vary dramatically from circuit to circuit. For instance, city councils can likely start meetings with a Christian prayer if they are in Florida, but doing the same thing in North Carolina would be illegal3.

If a party loses in their circuit court, they can appeal to the Supreme Court. As I mentioned, the Supreme Court is very selective in the cases they take and most of the time they will let the circuit court’s opinion stand.

Once a case is decided, it creates a legal precedent. While courts have the ability to overturn their previous decisions, they very rarely do. In 1986, the Supreme Court ruled that states have the right to ban gay sex. It wasn’t until 2003 that they overruled that decision – and that is considered an extremely quick change. The lesson is that legal organizations have to be very careful. Losing a case with a circuit court or the Supreme Court can sink future litigants for decades.

This is especially scary when we consider how the law works in practice. While many people believe that justice is blind and that courts mechanically apply the law, this is far from the case. If a plaintiff is especially sympathetic, courts will often try to find a way to make sure he wins. If he is unsympathetic, the court will try to make him lose.

On the other side of the equation are state courts. State courts are courts of general jurisdiction – they can hear cases on anything including their state constitution and the US Constitution. When deciding issues about the US Constitution, the court is required to follow previous Supreme Court cases – and the Supreme Court has a right to review their decisions – but they are not bound by circuit decisions. They are also the only ones allowed to interpret their own state’s constitution.

Got it? Great.

So how is the FFRF harming the movement? Well, they keep losing. In general, this is not a good time for the Establishment Clause. The pro-religion conservatives have a strong 5-4 majority on the Supreme Court and almost any time we bring a case to them, we lose. The circuit judges – many of whom are Bush appointees – have taken note of this and they generally rule against us, too.

There are two types of cases the FFRF are bringing. The first are cases that present a novel question. These are cases where the Supreme Court might have given an indication of how they feel about it, but there are no cases exactly similar. Using the legal parlance: the case presents an open question. The FFRF brings these cases, and because the courts and precedent are hostile to us, we lose.

Why is this so bad? It’s very likely that, in the near future, we will have a more sympathetic majority in the Supreme Court. This will help us win future cases – but remember, courts are really hesitant to overturn their past decisions. Luckily, novel questions give them some cover. If they can take a case and say “well, this is kind of similar to this past case, but here are some relevant differences that let us rule a different way,” they’ll do it. But with FFRF’s strategy, none of these novel questions are going to be left. They have slowly built up bad precedent on every set of facts imaginable. We’re forcing future courts to make really hard choices rather than giving them the easy way out to help us.

The other sort of cases are those where the Supreme Court or the circuit court have dealt with the exact same facts and ruled against us. The case I described at the start was a perfect example. It is very well-established that Warren’s Christmas display was Constitutional and that the city wasn’t required to put up FFRF’s sign.

Why is this so bad? There’s nothing to lose, right? Well, not quite. Again, it all goes back to how hesitant courts are to overturn their own decisions. It took seventeen years until the Supreme Court was ready to say “okay, things have changed enough since our last decision that we won’t let states ban gay sex.” Now instead imagine that, every year since 1986, a group brought another lawsuit about sodomy, and every time they lost. What’s the court going to say now? In the past 12 months things changed enough that we can overturn these thirty other cases? Courts are most comfortable overturning a single decision that happened a long time ago. They are least comfortable overturning a huge number of decisions that happened relatively recently. FFRF has made it so that anytime a judge wants to rule against us, she has a mountain of previous cases to point to.

The worst part of all this is that FFRF takes the absolute least sympathetic facts when they go to court. Again, we have to remember that there are just things that federal courts will not do. They are not going to force a city to post an anti-religious sign on city hall’s steps. They are not going to ban the pledge of allegiance. They are not going to force the government to take “In God We Trust” off money. It’s just not going to happen, at least not anytime soon. So, when FFRF brings suits about these issues (all of which they have), the court will find any way they can to make us lose.

Sometimes the courts are not comfortable ruling against us on the merits, so they look to other places. The past decade has led to a huge expansion of the standing doctrine. While I won’t get into the nuances of the doctrine, it’s a set of rules that stop people who haven’t been harmed from bringing a suit (i.e. I can’t sue the governor of Kentucky for polluting a river, only a resident of the state who lived close to the river could). Because of a series of bad decisions coming from unsympathetic cases where the judges went searching for ways to make us lose, one of the biggest obstacles for defending the separation of church and state is convincing the judge to even hear your case. The standing doctrine has become so powerful now that there are some violations of the Establishment Clause that no one has the ability to challenge in a courtroom.

I understand why FFRF’s strategy is so appealing to so many people. We get pissed off – and rightfully so. The Mayor of Warren was an asshole. Atheists – not to mention Muslims and Jews – shouldn’t have to watch their government embrace Christianity every December. And the rulings that say otherwise? I think they’re wrong. The Supreme Court isn’t “final because [it is] infallible, but [it is] infallible only because [it is] final.” I don’t want God in my pledge or on my money. And when minority groups like atheists are discriminated against, they should be able to go to the courts to be protected.

But we can’t. At least not now. Going to the courts does more harm than good.

Instead, it’s time we follow the lead of other groups that have been successful in the courts. We need to be patient, and we need to stop shooting ourselves in the foot.

Learning from Other Movements 

The LGBT rights movement provides the best model for how minority groups can win in the courts. As a case study, I want to give an overview of how the LGBT movement handled the battle in the courts for marriage.

The late 1990s and early 2000s were a tumultuous time for the LGBT movement. The movement was still reeling from a 1986 ruling upholding the rights of states to criminalize gay sex. A 1993 Hawaii Supreme Court ruling finding a right to same-sex marriage gave the movement hope, but the Hawaii legislature quickly amended their state constitution and Congress responded by passing DOMA. A 1996 Supreme Court case overturning a discriminatory law in Colorado was a huge win for the movement, but the political climate was still hostile.

The movement came together to find a plan. They knew a federal marriage lawsuit would lose and set the movement back decades, so they went to state courts instead. First, they went to favorable states to build up precedent. Suits were filed in Vermont and Massachusetts alleging that their respective state constitutions prohibited the state from banning same-sex marriages. This state-by-state strategy was brilliant. They were able to start with liberal states that would be more hospitable to their claims. The hope was to create a domino effect. If they could get three state Supreme Courts to find a right to marry, it would be much easier to convince other states to do the same. In addition, while it’s never good to lose, any real harm was mitigated because no other state would be bound by the decision and because they were suing under the state constitution it was unreviewable by the Supreme Court.

And it worked.

A win in Vermont forced the legislature to give rights to same-sex couples and the win in Massachusetts made it the first state to have – and keep – same-sex marriage equality. Meanwhile, the movement was much more conservative in federal courts. It avoided any claims of a general right to same-sex marriage and instead focused on more narrow issues with more favorable facts. For example, in 2003, a man in Texas was actually prosecuted for having sex with another man. While these laws remained on the books in many states, they were never enforced. The fact that Texas was actually prosecuting this was insane – and the movement recognized it. The story behind the case is fascinating. It turns out that the men weren’t actually having sex, but because they were belligerent, the cops decided to charge them with something – and they chose sodomy.  The movement heard about the arrest and, within two days, it had lawyers on the ground in Texas. They brilliantly managed the case through the state court, setting it up to go to the Supreme Court. Good facts make good law. And they had good facts. This was a sympathetic case, and the Supreme Court wanted to find a way to let the men win. In doing so, they laid the framework to (hopefully) overturn Prop 8 and DOMA a decade later.

The movement also continued its work in state courts. A 2006 New Jersey Supreme Court decision (again, sticking with liberal states) brought marital rights to same-sex couples. Washington’s, Maryland’s and New York’s supreme courts refused to do the same, but the movement rebounded with wins in Iowa and California. Again, this state-by-state push allowed this movement to win some and lose some without risking too much. The game was played on the LGBT movement’s turf – they picked the plaintiffs, they picked the state, they picked the court. They rigged the game – and it worked.

Meanwhile, the movement’s leaders actively pushed back against any groups that didn’t want to play the game like they did. When activists in Minnesota – a state the movement wasn’t ready to go into yet – wanted to bring a case to the Supreme Court, the movement refused to represent or help them. Sure enough, the litigation led to a loss and a proposed constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. Similarly, when plaintiffs in California went to federal court to challenge Prop 8, their lawyers said the LGBT movement had “gone to such great lengths to dissuade us from filing suit and to tar this case in the press.” Eventually the movement united behind the Prop 8 case, but only after four years of litigation gave time for public opinion to become more favorable to the LGBT community.

The movement’s work continues in the courts. This month, the Supreme Court will hear a case about the constitutionality of DOMA. In their briefs, the movement has been able to extensively cite from state court and earlier Supreme Court decisions that found in favor of LGBT couples. While no one expects the court to legalize same-sex marriage everywhere, piece-by-piece and bit-by-bit the movement has put itself in a winning position in the courts. If this suit had come a decade earlier, they would have undoubtedly lost.

To summarize, the LGBT movement has been incredibly successful in the courts over the past decade. Its strategy has been to (1) litigate in liberal state courts where a loss will have little precedential effect, (2) litigate in federal courts only when it has a narrow issue and a favorable set of facts to slowly build up precedent on its side, and (3) to actively resist any organization or plaintiff that goes against this model. The secular movement could learn a lot.

 Proposals for the Secular Movement

The secular movement needs to follow suit with the LGBT movement. Our litigation needs to start happening on the state level instead of in federal courts. This is already happening to some extent, and to some success. FFRF had one of its six wins last May when the Colorado Court of Appeals found the state Day of Prayer to be unconstitutional. This same suit, filed in federal court, lost in 2011 on standing grounds. Similarly, the American Humanist Association (AHA) is challenging “under God” in the pledge of allegiance in Massachusetts state court. While I’m skeptical that AHA will be able to win this case, at least there is far less to lose because it’s not being brought in federal court under the federal constitution.

The secular movement needs to expand this effort. Nearly every state constitution has an establishment clause that differs from the US Constitution. We need to find sympathetic cases and bring them in favorable state courts to start building precedent on our side.

The secular movement needs to start being careful what it’s bringing in federal courts, as well. Here, FFRF is the worst offender. We need to stop the grandiose suits over the motto on our money. We need to turn our focus to places we’re actually winning. Let me give two examples of recent, successful, and modest cases. In 2011, the ACLU sued a county that began every commissioners meeting with a prayer. Christian congregation leaders were invited to give Christian prayers and, in the phone book used to find the congregation leaders, the commission had crossed out names that weren’t Christian. The facts were good. The issue was small. The ACLU won. In 2012, Americans United sued a school district that was holding their graduation ceremony in a church. The church refused to remove its giant cross from the front of the hall for the ceremony, and the school was okay with it. One year, the church manned information tables with religious pamphlets. Another year, they actively distributed the pamphlets to the students.

This was a perfect set of facts. And guess what? We won.

We also need to build on these wins. Despite court wins in the past, cities and counties continue to flaunt their disregard of the law when it comes to the Establishment Clause. There’s no reason to lose a suit against Chief Justice Roberts for saying “so help me God” at President Obama’s inauguration when we can win suits against cities that continue to start their council meetings with Christian prayers. The AHA has been great on this front. As a legal intern with them this summer, I spent countless hours documenting illegal prayers at these meetings and drafting cease-and-desist letters for them. FFRF needs to get more active with this, too. There are real establishment clause violations happening that give us cases we can win in court. We just need to find them.

Finally, we need to act together in stopping lawsuits that are sabotaging our efforts in court. LGBT lawyers have a conference every year to discuss legal strategy. We need to be doing the same. There’s not enough coordination between the organizations’ legal departments. Donors need to get active and informed, too. FFRF made $40,000 from lawsuits last year. They spent $1,200,000. If donors start saying they won’t contribute to organizations setting bad precedent, the unsuccessful lawsuits would end.

Conclusion 

I want to stress that I don’t think the FFRF is a bad organization. They have a phenomenal group of lawyers and a great leadership team. While I was President of the University of Northern Iowa Freethinkers and Inquirers, I made it a point to get Dan Barker onto campus. He’s a great writer and spokesperson for the movement. I also recognize that the FFRF does some great work. Many of their cases are settled before litigation even starts. The FFRF does more work to find Establishment Clause violations than any other secular group in the country.

I also recognize why FFRF takes the strategy they do. We all have an intuition that when a right is violated, the courts are there to protect us. And they should be! But, unfortunately, today they are not. I also recognize the non-legal benefits to these cases. They may set bad legal precedent, but they bring media attention to the movement and sometimes lead to policy changes in legislatures.

Finally, I recognize that FFRF isn’t the only culprit. Throughout this article, I’ve referred to cases brought by Michael Newdow and other organizations.

Still, FFRF is the most litigious secular organization in the country today. And the cases that they, and other groups, are taking to court are doing more damage than good. The LGBT movement has shown us how to be successful in court. It’s about time we do so.

Update 3/25/2013: Clarified that my win-loss tally only includes cases on Westlaw where FFRF was a party. FFRF contacted me to, correctly, point out that this win-loss record may be misleading because of settled and unpublished cases, as well as cases where FFRF is involved but not as a party. This is correct, however the point of this post still stands: while FFRF has been successful in some cases, many of their losses are with cases that should not have been brought in the first place.

  1. This only includes cases that can be easily classified as a win/loss on the substantive or procedural merits of the case itself. Motions for lawyer fees and most interlocutory motions were not included. A full list of cases used can be found at https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AoLWJBKH_709dEJSNVVBREFvekJ6TlhkeC1iOER6X2c&usp=sharing. []
  2. I’m simplifying here. Each circuit has a large number of circuit judges, and each case is randomly assigned to a three-judge panel. These panels are typically bound by previous circuit decisions. A losing party can appeal to have their case heard by all of a circuit’s judges at once (an en banc review). An en banc panel can then overturn previous circuit opinions. []
  3. For anyone curious, the relevant case law is Joyner v. Forsyth County, N.C., 653 F.3d 341 (4th Cir. 2011) cert. denied, 132 S. Ct. 1097, 181 L. Ed. 2d 978 (U.S. 2012) and Pelphrey v. Cobb County, Ga., 547 F.3d 1263 (11th Cir. 2008). Both circuits claim to agree with each other, but the cases are difficult to reconcile. []

Announcing UNIFI’s Vice President for 2013-2014

Before getting into the announcement of UNIFI’s new Vice President, I’d like to start by thanking 2012-2013 President Michael Dippold. It’s been very informative to work with him this year and see what goes into the job of UNIFI President. The trait I probably admire most about Michael is his ability to clearly think through the consequences of potential decisions, which is something I hope to emulate during my presidency. Though I’m ecstatic to be named 2013-2014 UNIFI President, I’ll still miss him on the team. Dippold, thanks for a great year.

Kate HeetlandNow, I’d like to introduce your 2013-2014 UNIFI Vice President: Kate Heetland.

Kate got involved with UNIFI her freshman year, starting out as someone the officer team thought of as reserved and possibly uninterested in the group. However, once we actually got to know her, we found that she actually had a passion for secular issues and for making UNIFI a more welcoming and accessible group to UNI students. She also showed us that she was a reliable person when it came to helping with the group’s events. For these reasons, we chose her to be Director of Outreach this past year.

Over the last two semesters, Kate exceeded our expectations of the type of officer she would be. She not only did a fantastic job reaching out to potential members and making event attendees feel welcome, but she also worked hard to make sure the officer team took action about the unfortunate gender gap that UNIFI faces. In working with her to create various events that addressed these issues, it became evident to me that Kate had the dedication and vision necessary to be an excellent Vice President. I’m excited to start working with her in creating an administration that truly exemplifies UNIFI’s mission of community, intellectualism, activism, and service. Congrats, Kate.

As Michael Dippold stated in his post, be on the lookout for 2013-2014 executive team applications. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me at stef@unifreethought.com.

Announcing UNIFI’s President for 2013-2014

It’s that time of year again – spring is on its way, and a new group of officers will soon be leading UNIFI. The official transition takes place on April 15th. But before that can happen, UNIFI needs a new President, and for the 2013-2014 school year that person is going to be Stef McGraw.

Stef McGraw at the CFI Student Leadership Conference

Stef McGraw at the CFI Student Leadership Conference

Stef has been involved with UNIFI for most of her time at UNI. We joined UNIFI at roughly the same time, and it didn’t take long for either of us to express interest in being involved with leading the group. Stef became an officer while still a freshman, and even while abroad, she was able to continue her involvement through the blog. Stef has also taken more responsibilities upon herself than any sane person should, and handled them splendidly. She’s held various positions during her time at UNI, and has demonstrated not only an impressive affinity for leadership, but also a vision for the future of UNIFI that makes her perfectly suited to the task of guiding UNIFI’s growth and development next year.

Thank you Stef for being as wonderful a Vice President as I could have asked for this year, and congratulations on becoming UNIFI’s next President. I can’t wait to see what you do with the group!

Anyone interested in being a part of the 2013-2014 leadership team should be on the lookout for more information posted to the blog in the coming weeks regarding the application process. Also, feel free to request information by email at Stef@unifreethought.com.